Ten of the oddest sex laws – sinparty blog

We write some strange sex laws because humans can be very weird about sex. Some laws regarding sex around the globe are a bit mind-boggling. Sometimes it makes you wonder "Why does this need to be a law?"

You should also know that there are bans on porn in over fifty countries. Check out the infographic to find out more.

Where is porn banned?

It is important to take the time to learn where many of these laws are derived. In cultures and religions all over the globe, it has been commonplace to suppress the sexuality of women. It is still a problem for some women today.

We are here to laugh at the absurd laws people have made to keep sexuality down. They're hilarious, right?

1. It's best to keep it dark

Budapest is a great place to get laid. There are many hip, bohemian types and romantic architecture. You want to be able to check out the goods after you have finished your night's ride to the bedroom.

It is not allowed in Budapest. It's illegal to have sex in Budapest with the lights on.

2. Smooching secrets

In western countries, public displays of affection are common. It is the most common thing to say hello or goodbye to your partner in public. A little bit of a grope, a misstep in the park. Is it too far?

It is illegal in India for men and women to kiss in public. It doesn't really matter if you are married or not, or how old or young, there is no ban on kissing in public places within the subcontinent.

3. Get in a twist

Commando is a great way to feel cool in hot countries. It's amazing to let everything go, keep everything fresh and breezy, it's like leaving the underwear at home.

Except for Thailand. It is illegal to wear boxers or knickers in Thailand.

This begs the question: Who is actually policing this? You may also be asked if you will be allowed to dress up after skinny-dipping, before being taken to the police.

4. Sweet, sweaty dreams

It's great to sleep naked on warm nights. You can feel the quality of your sheets and have sexy contact with anyone who is next to you at night.

Minnesotans, USA. It's illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota, USA, for reasons that are only known to the Minnesotan lawmakers at the time.

Also, you can't enter the state with a duck or chicken head. That .... one is not going to please furries.

5. Ladies, we salute you

This might not be a sex law. However, no one is here to make you feel guilty for having a fetish. If you are into water sports, you can be a part of a huge treat.

UK law states that if a pregnant woman needs to pee, a cop must provide his helmet so she can. It would be interesting to see if the policeman knew the value of his helmet after she was done.

As a truck driver, you are legally permitted to pee on the front right wheel of your truck. You can only do this when your truck is stopped.

6. Testing, test, 1, 2...

It's not something you should take lightly. It's a serious issue that we all recognize. Using condoms is the best option to avoid it. This is not something you want to think about as you get closer to your nuptials.

Every couple who plans to marry in Mexico must undergo a HIV test. It's worth the effort to find out what you are in for. However, it can also take away your time.

It's a sensible but strange sex law.

7. Unpowered solo flight

We all love to take ourselves off every now and again. Sometimes, even more frequently. Weekly? Daily? These pages are open to all opinions.

Each woman will have her favorite sex toy. This is true if you are allowed to purchase dildos. Vietnam has a blanket ban against all sex toys. However, it is not widely enforced.

Miniso, a fake-Korean shop, began selling "face massagers", with conveniently curved ends that could be used as replacement facial brushes. In two weeks, all of the massager units had been sold and not a single massager head was purchased. Let's not forget the Vietnamese women who are so creative and take their rock wherever they can.

8. Don't get gushy

Ah, the mysterious female orgasm. Between 10-50% of women can experience female sexual ejaculation . It would seem that enough porn watchers would want to know more about this number.

It's against the law to film any squirting from a UK vagina.

9. It's worth a look

It's great fun to go away for a weekend. If you're looking for some beach time, stay in a hotel. Some people have strange restrictions regarding hotel check-ins.

Egypt has a law that only married couples can check in to hotels together. For foreigners, it's easier to check-in together than for local couples who want to be married in peace.

The Indonesian government attempted to establish a law that would prohibit unmarried couples from sharing a hotel room. It was put on hold after half of the Australians who were going to Bali complained that they couldn't visit.

10. Total blowout

The blowjob ban in the USA is one of the most bizarre sex laws. The ban was not for the entire country. It only applies to 18 states with predominantly male legislatures.

There are laws in place in states like Georgia, Michigan, Utah that prohibit oral sex. Imagine the conversation: " honey, I can't lick your pussy tonight. I just made it illegal."

In 2003, it was declared unconstitutional to ban oral sex or other consenting sex between adults. The weird sex laws cannot be enforced. However, they are still in force.